Fer sure, dudes. Figgered it's 'bout time to fire up the brain with some recently clipped news headlines for the attention-deficient in all of us:
MAN CONSUMES SELF, DISAPPEARS
WORLD CUP IS OVER. NOW I CAN GET ON WITH MY LIFE - WATCHING TV
CANADA TO TERRORISTS: "COME ON IN! HOPE YOU LIKE CAVIAR AND SATIN SHEETS!"
CONSERVATIVE PLATFORM MUCH LIKE OLD LIBERAL PLATFORM, ONLY LESS FACIAL DEFORMITY
KILLER BEES REACH IDAHO, NO ONE NOTICES 'CEP'N FER JIMMY
IT INDUSTRY STILL A HOUSE OF CARDS, WARNS HOMELESS VAGRANT
BUSH TO REVEAL 9/11 WAS "PRACTICAL JOKE" - MAY ISSUE APOLOGY
MIDDLE EAST A "SHITHOLE", NOTHING LEFT WORTH FIGHTING OVER
SELMA BLAIR AND JEREMY IRONS TO STAR IN "EXORCIST 7 - THE FUCKENING"
PARIS HILTON EXPOSES... AW, WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS?
JIM BEAM WAS ACTUALLY JOHNNIE WALKER, LIQUOR INDUSTRY IN A TIZZY
